Categories Phillosoph Codex Seraphinianus. Post author By Phillosoph Post date 11 October 2013 Following my tradition of postings something humorous or a little off the wall on Fridays I offer this leaf from the Codex Seraphinianus. As you can see, fornication carries the risk of crocodilification, so I would avoid the missionary position if I were you. This would make a great sequence for some movie! Codex Seraphinianus can cost you $500, or…. ← Spetznaz String Vest. → The Scientist and the Egg.