Following my tradition of postings something humorous or a little off the wall on Fridays I offer this leaf from the Codex Seraphinianus.
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As you can see, fornication carries the risk of crocodilification, so I would avoid the missionary position if I were you.
This would make a great sequence for some movie!
Codex Seraphinianus can cost you $500, or….